Part of my job as a creative matriarch involves receiving emails each time someone downloads a hi-res stock photo for a comp.
Sometimes I immediately delete these emails. Other times I save them with the intention of creating a list of the best and most peculiar image descriptions to appear in my inbox. In no particular order, here we go.
- Nude Woman Touching Her Body.
- Man Helping Girlfriend with Chair.
- Creatine Dietary Supplement.
- A Room with a View.
- Young boy working on a mathematical sum.
- Carving Up Earth for Children.
- Naked man with slippers sitting on a chair.
- Greyhound Wearing a T-Shirt Sleeping on a Pink Rug.
- Mirror Image of Serious Man Taking Large Step.
- Paperboy Aiming at House Illuminated from Within.
No, I have no context for any of these images in spite of knowing what everyone in my department is working on at all times.
