August 24, 2009
FREE PENGUIN (Fort Greene) TAKE THIS SAD BABY PENGUIN AWAY FROM ME! My ex-boyfriend won this shit for me at Coney Island. I hate it and it is ruining the aesthetic of the apartment. Unfortunately we still live together and he won’t let me get rid of it. He is away for the afternoon, hopefully looking for a new crib, so I am trying to unload this bastard QUICKLY! Seriously, come and get it! In five minutes he will be sitting outside of 86 Fort Greene PL between Fulton and Lafayette. Hopefully he will be gone by the time I get back from the liquor store. Thank you Maggi and Craigslist.

FREE PENGUIN (Fort Greene)

TAKE THIS SAD BABY PENGUIN AWAY FROM ME!

My ex-boyfriend won this shit for me at Coney Island. I hate it and it is ruining the aesthetic of the apartment. Unfortunately we still live together and he won’t let me get rid of it. He is away for the afternoon, hopefully looking for a new crib, so I am trying to unload this bastard QUICKLY! Seriously, come and get it! In five minutes he will be sitting outside of 86 Fort Greene PL between Fulton and Lafayette. Hopefully he will be gone by the time I get back from the liquor store.

Thank you Maggi and Craigslist.